An epic case of the Mondays

Monday, Monday

So cruel to me

Monday mornin’

Didn’t turn out as it should be

*****

Yeah, these are my new lyrics to The Mamas & the Papas hit song after today. It was a fail of epic proportions - that is, many small, medium and large fails all combined to create this epicness of which I speak, er, write.

The day started with great optimism. I checked the weather and saw double-digit positives forecasted for the afternoon. Ignoring the not-so-sunny rainy weather, I happily took out my spring pants, shirt and sweater. I cheerily ironed out creases and bends, looking forward to the day despite my usual bleery-eyed haze.

I was ready in record time, though my coffee-making - to combat the aforementioned haze - did make me a few wee little minutes late. No worries. It’s Monday and life is good after a fabulous birthday weekend!

Brandon was in a great mood, excitedly carrying his birthday present down the stairs to take with him in the car. Matt and I were thrilled that a Monday morning could go so well. Usually they are a nightmare, with screaming, crying and fits thrown in that would scare most people celibate.

On the bus, I finally started reading a book I’ve been wanting to read for weeks, but hadn’t yet made the time. The commute flew by and before I knew it I was having to drag my eyes away from the book and walk to work. One day, someone’s going to have to come up with a way for me to do both without killing myself.

As I walked down the street, I realized that my scoffing at umbrella use is fine when my walk to work is a whopping half a block. When it amounts to a few blocks, with numerous street crossings, an umbrella is actually quite handy. I learned this morning that even drops I can dodge build up a bit like compound interest adding up to a soaked Karen by the end of my trek.

When I arrived at the office, my co-worker and I had our usual Monday morning chat and began a discussion of work issues for the week. It was about this time that I turned to my desk, intending to turn on my laptop. But I couldn’t.

IT WASN’T THERE!

I left it at home. This is a problem I have. Any change in routine, I end up screwing some minor little detail up. Like the one where I need to have my laptop at work to be able to work!

So, I called Matt at home - he was taking the day off to run errands, do some projects, etc. and I was about to ruin his day plans. He agreed, because he is the most awesome husband on the face of the planet, to go all the way downtown and bring my laptop to me. 

Thirty minutes after agreeing to bring me my laptop, Matt called to say that he was stuck in horrendous traffic and had made far less progress than he should have. What’s worse, there was now an array of pretty lights entertaining him on the dashboard of our car. Of course, bringing me the laptop was now out of the question. He turned around and headed to get busy trying to get new tires and figure out what was prompting the dancing lights.

I proceeded to pack up, don my still wet coat and head over to catch a bus. It was a quick two-hour trip back home. Waiting for the bus out of the downtown core. Getting back to the ‘burbs. Waiting for my local to arrive. Sitting through the interminable ride through every neighborhood but mine, which is at the end of the route. Realizing that the route has changed, I’ve missed the stop I should have gotten off at and I’ve added about 10 minutes to my already 20 minute walk home. (Yeah, my neighborhood’s closest local bus stop is about 20 minutes walk from my house. Awesome, right?)

I finally got home and it took hours to warm up. So much for spring arriving. But enough about me. My drama was pretty much over. I worked the rest of the day at home and got a lot done - a lot that didn’t work, but that’s a boring story.

Matt, however, was still living the drama. In the form of not being able to find a single place that had the tires we needed for our car. With a slow leak in one that needed replacing anyway, we were understandably eager to get new tires as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, Matt was stuck waiting at Canadian Tire to find out about all those pretty lights. 

For 5 hours. 

The result was nothing. They told him to go to the dealership. Which he did and scheduled service for Thursday. Three days away. And while he waited, he was able to find tires for Wednesday. Two days away.

When Matt came home everything seemed to be sorted, even if we felt uneasy about all the delays. Our unease was justified. Matt left to go pick Brandon up - while I continued to work - and that’s when things got even weirder. He put the car in reverse and it thumped or bumped or something. 

And the wipers turned on. The wipers that weren’t on, turned on without help. So, instead of coming home he went straight back to the dealership, where he showed a dumbfounded repairman what was happening. So, our date with the car dealership is moved up to tomorrow and I’ve rescheduled Brandon’s three-year checkup that we were supposed to go to tomorrow. The date for new tires got moved, too - just in case more than a day is needed for the repairs.

The more I hear what was going on throughout the day, the more I hear a ching-ching in my head with each new problem. I’m hoping the ching-ching is only imaginary and not actual echoes of foreshadowing a bill with far too many digits left of the decimal. Ching-ching.

Should I mention the epic battle we had with Brandon at dinner time? Oh yeah! There’s this little phenomenon that occurs at Chez Wilson. Good morning = bad evening. Bad morning = good evening. I’m honestly not sure which I prefer. It’s nice to start the day off easily, but I’m not a fan of ending it with a fight. Today’s fight was about the birthday present that he thoroughly enjoys (so glad about that) and how he wanted to have it at the table, which we’re not cool with. There were tears, screaming and fits the likes of which would drive most people celibate - Brandon was pretty upset too. In the end, dinner was eaten and the birthday present was played with and all was calm and peaceful again.

Tomorrow’s a new day and I’m going to hope for the best. 

Ching-ching.